"Oh, No,
Please!"
[Immediate Sequel]
Just then, Jordan Kent (Clark's grandson)
walked in.
Elongated Man shouted, "DUDE!"
Jordan shouted back,
"COM PADRE!"
Clark just whimpered, "Please tell me that the only one on
one you guys play is basketball!"
Elongated Man said, "No man, I would
never lie to you like that! I believe that honesty is ALWAYS the best
policy."
Clark said, "No, no, no, ... no."
Elongated Man said,
"Hate basketball. It's soccer, man. Soccer rocks! And Jordon holds back so I can
score. And, SuperDude, I REALLY like and admire you and I KNOW that you took a
little peak at my -assets up at your pad in the arctic, but ... don't want to
break your heart, man ... but I am STRICTLY hetero."
Clark said, "Thank
God!"
Sometimes even a Superman is SPARED the problems that a ordinary
man might have.
The End